Mau's bloggg

Bakery Workshop

2011-05-05T19:17:00.000-04:30

Ok, this monday I started a baking workshop, yeah... a lot of people laughed about it because, well, i burn salads! XD

The point is, I went there hoping I could learn how to bake a decent cake without lying about me actually buying a cake in a bakery and then say "I COOKED IT"! And, actually, it's been so fucking good!

I didn't know how many things you can do with meringue, is UNBELIEVABLE! XD

And well, for my second class, this wendesday, I have baked a cake and fully decorated it all by myself, well, with some instructions from the Chef, but still, I can't fucking believe I DID THAT CAKE! It look like a pro had done it! I'm so proud of myself!

And besides learning about baking things, is a perfect excuse to get out of my house, dress up nice and go to my mom' work (bottom floor of the baking workshop floor) and meet her really sexy and wealthy customers! :D (SLUT)

Anyway, I found out you might wanna take a look (if anybody reads this blog) to my cake, which is so gone by now! =)

My social life is boring!..

2011-04-21T00:45:00.000-04:30

That's why I keep a blog, and not even then, my blog is empty, few ppl actually waste time reading it! XD

But I don't care, is nice to have something that's mine to express myself to the whole web! Hey, at least my Flickr page has a million hits on Google, that's something! And I'm proud about it!.

The point is that I don't have many friends, and the very few I have are always away... minding their own business... or living in a country far away from my sight and my economics facilities ¬¬

Is so damn sad that I go to my msn, fb or whatever account and NO ONE talks to me, I think I have friends just to have a nice round number on my buddy list!.

I seldomly see my real friends, I dunno, maybe is better that way. That way we have a lot, but a loooooooooooooooot of shit to say to eachother and gossip about when we meet each other.. but still, it'd be nice to have a friend that I can immediately turn to, I mean I have, but I wish it was a larger number, maybe is my own fault, I'm way too picky with shoes, even more with people, at least shoes won't let me down, there's a pretty fucking good chance ppl will! So, that's why I have so little friends, and all men, well, most of them, is just, and no to commit a crime to my guild, but we women (INCLUDING ME) are by far way too fucking gossip machines, and is irritating, at least when I'm with men we can gossip but still talk about random shit, when I'm with women they only talk about how fat/skinny they are and why doesn't that person loves them!... BOOORING!

So... yeah, that's prety much it... That's my statement of the night, I'm a fucking ridiculous psycotic bitch with few friends...and.. proud of it?! MAYBE!

Movie Junkie? .... maybe!

2011-04-07T23:10:00.000-04:30

Ok, lately I'm becoming into my filmproduktion teacher, a film junkie, and not because of fun, is just, I have sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...(take a deep breath)..oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much free time on my hands, that I dunno what to do, so, today is the 3rd time this week that I go to the movies, sometimes I go with ppl who chooses the movie and it sucks, but hey, at least I can say "Hey, I watched that movie... it sucked!" haha

So, today was THE RITE with Anthony Hopkins, the argument of the movie was really good I must admit, but, I dunno, I just don't like Anthony Hopkins' movies... but the main character, the other priest, damn he was fucking hot!

So, talking about the movies, this saturday I'll be going again with my bff to watch RIO, and in 2 weeks, we are so going, along with my mom, sister and godmother to watch THOR IN 3D!!! I sp need to see those sexy australian muscles in 3D... I wish it was 4D so I can lick them! hahaha

Unknown...or is it?

2011-04-03T21:13:00.000-04:30

Ok, just got back from the movies, which is really weird because I hate going to the movies on Sundays... is always too fucking full with disgusting couples and annoying kids... but, since I was fucking bored, I convinced my mom and my lil' brother to go to the movies today to watch the only decent movie on the boards... "Unknown".... a movie with Liam Neeson!

I won't tell what the movie is about, I HATE people saying what a fucking movie is about online, it ruins the sense of going to the movies and actually waste time sitting on a sticky chair surrounded by strangers... yummie feeling! haha but, I will say that is the second movie in my life that actually makes me talk to the screen! I found myself jumping off my seat a few times, and actually screaming to the actors "Don't get in there!.." or "No, RUN!.." and shit like that!

Is really good, I love a movie that makes me scream to the screen!

You should go and watch it! NOW! XD

R.E.M

2011-04-02T12:52:00.000-04:30

For fuck sakes, is so annoying when you get an R.E.M song stuck in your head, just because you know that the bitch won't go away like in 3 weeks!...

Singing: Losing My Religion... that was just a dream... I think I thought I saw you cry.... fuck!!!! ¬¬

I even had to download it! ¬¬ and already has 50 plays in my iTunes! #FAIL

The Evil Attack of the Danish Men!..

2011-03-22T20:52:00.001-04:30

Once more, a hot Dane haunts my dreams... and my action films!

A month ago I could only think of my hot music teacher, then, coming back home I watched a movie in the plane... twice; that movie was CLASH OF TITANS, and i actually liked it!.. For one reason..

I liked it so damn much that I was so fucking glad when I enter home, saw that dvd on my room! Dunno why, my mom bought it, it was like she could read my mind, she's awesome!

The point is, that, there's this one actor that i couldn't take my eyes off, maybe because he looked extremely hot in that metal skirt, maybe his deep sexy voice, but there was something more, something else that made him so fucking attractive...

Then I Google Clash of Titans on IMDB and saw the cast list, for my surprise, the actor that play my favorite character in the movie is danish... ANOTHER ~~HOT~~ DANISH GUY IN MY LIFE! FUCK!

Is like, Denmark won't get away from my life EVER! aND THIS GUY IS SO DAMN HOT!
And after that, like, a week ago, my best friend came and i was telling him that i liked this dude, and that it's so annoying that everybody in Denmark is hot, so he told me that he also plays the Bond Villain in CASINO ROYALE, so I went and downloaded it... Damn it, danish men are so damn hot, so hot is ~~eventually~~ annoying!..

Fucking hot danes! -.-'

Really, you can take me out of Denmark, but you'll never take Denmark out of me!.

BTW, This is the hot actor, Mads Mikkelsen

A writer can hope!..

2011-03-12T13:20:00.000-04:30

Since I was younger I’ve always wanted to be a writer, a professional one!. But how the FUCK does one do that?…

I love reading books... it feeds my imagination, but when i come to wanting to write something on my own... I just dunno what to write about... my life is too boring to write an autobiography, and very often, my interests are too trendy now-a-days or are just exploited by Hollywood, like for example, i love vampires and werewolves but now Stephanie Meyer fucked my chances of writing about vampires because of her shitty saga TWILIGHT... -.-' BITCH, how dare she?

I don't wanna write about something that everybody wants... i wanna write soemthing that I want to give to the people... but what?... Maybe I should write stuff I used to when I was younger... romantic and erotic fairy tales or shhit like that!...

Anyway... a writer can hope!... can it?

Don't lose faith..

2011-03-11T11:53:00.000-04:30

Don't lose faith... those are words that I constantly repeat to myself just to calm down in a moment of crisis...

Sometimes, it seems so much... too much... at a point when everything you were taught when you were little fades slowly into dust...

Sometimes you wanna be positive and say THERE'S PEOPLE WORST THAT I AM... but what happens when everybody, including you, is FUCKED UP?

How do you deal with that?
How d you deal with a world that is self-destructed?

How do you keep a smile up when everything is so damn sad and gray?

If you know how to.. can you please tell me!? Because I don't know!..

Just my thoughts yesterdsay before I started cleaning!..

2011-03-05T11:14:00.000-04:30

2 weeks

2011-03-05T09:52:00.000-04:30

It's been 2 weeks since I arrived to Venezuela, ppl want me to go out and party but, i dunno, i just don't feel like!... I guess I'm still a little bit sad about leaving denmark!...

But everyday I'm a little less sad! :)

Lately i'm just gathering together with my friends at my place and just talking shit and whatever...! :) and cleaning my apartment!...

I dunno, just felt like sharing...

rAndom thoughts...

2011-02-23T04:27:00.000-04:30

Lately all i've been doing is thinking of bad things, that's not me, I'm usualy very positive, but lately, i dunno what the fuck is going on with me... maybe is the cultural shock from coming from a country that i've been living in for so long, to mine!... is just so damn hard and weird... thanks god i have my family and specially my friends to cheer me up when i need it!...

I hate the fact that lately i haven't been able to sleep well, well, not in the right time, i'm still sleeping in Denmark's time! which makes my mom really frustrated!... i can understand.

At least everybody is happy that i'm back, and a lot of ppl is sad that i left dk, there's too many feelings in the way... and when i get used to something and stop doing it it's so hard for me to let go... i wish i could change that from myself... i really need to learn to let go when there's nowhere else to run or no other choice...

I really hate the fact that i stuff my head with stupid shit that i shouldn't be thinking instead of enjoying life!.. I'm fucked up, i know, maybe that's why i don't have a bf! XD

Back in the gutter...

2011-02-22T16:47:00.001-04:30

Since 48hrs I'm back in my country and is just damn weird!...

I want to go back to Denmark so damn badly!... Is so hard...

Everything I do, every song i hear, every cloth i wear, it all reminds me of that beautiful country!...

I miss my friends... and i miss more than everything my music teacher, Jacob... whatever it was (might be still) between us, i can't just shake it off my body and i need it, is like a drug and i don't wanna go to rehab!...

Is gonna be so hard to spend my days without his beautiful smile surrounding me!... Without his soft lips upon mine, his mesmerizing eyes all over my face!...

I'm gonna go crazy!...

Vivo en una cancion de Arjona!

2011-02-14T12:08:00.000-04:30

Justo cuando me tengo que ir, aparece el hombre que me volteo el mundo a 180*... Jacob!...

Siento que vivo en la cancion Tarde (Sin daños a Terceros) de Arjona...

Justamente ahora irrumpes en mi vida
Con tu cuerpo exacto y ojos de asesina
Tarde como siempre
Nos llega la fortuna

Tú ibas con él
Yo iba con ella
Jugando a ser felices por desesperados
Por no aguardar los sueños
Por miedo a quedar solos

Pero llegamos tarde
Te vi y me viste
Nos reconocimos en seguida
Pero tarde maldita sea la hora
Que encontré lo que soñé
Tarde....

Tanto soñarte y extrañarte sin tenerte
Tanto invertarte
Tanto buscarte por las calles como un loco
Sin encontrarte
Ahi va uno de tonto
Por desesperado
Confundiendo amor con compañia
Y ese miedo idiota de verte viejo y sin pareja
Te hace escoger con la cabeza
Lo que es del corazón
Y no tengo nada contra ellos
La rabia es contra el tiempo
Por ponerte junto a mi
Tarde...

Ganas de huir
De no verte ni la sombra
De pensar que esto fue un sueño o una pesadilla
Que nunca apareciste
Que nunca has existido

Que ganas de besarte
De coincidir contigo
De acercarme un poco y amarrarte en un abrazo
De mirarte a los ojos
Y decirte bienvenida

Pero llegamos tarde
Te vi
Me viste
Nos reconocimos enseguida pero tarde
Quizás en otras vidas
Quizás en otras muertes...

Que ganas de rozarte
Que ganas de tocarte
De acercarme a ti golpearte con un beso
De fugarnos para siempre
Sin daños a terceros

Ok... let's see...

2011-02-10T07:20:00.000-04:30

According to AWESOME Wikipedia:

Blog: is a type of website or part of a website. Blogs are usually maintained by an individual with regular entries of commentary, descriptions of events, or other material such as graphics or video. Many blogs provide commentary or news on a particular subject; others function as more personal online diaries. There are many different types of blogs, differing not only in the type of content, but also in the way that content is delivered or written.

Personal blogs:

The personal blog, an ongoing diary or commentary by an individual, is the traditional, most common blog. Personal bloggers usually take pride in their blog posts, even if their blog is never read. Blogs often become more than a way to just communicate; they become a way to reflect on life, or works of art. Blogging can have a sentimental quality.

So, given that description... WHY THE FUCK PEOPLE DON'T MIND THEIR OWN GOD DAMN BUSINESS AND LET THE BLOG AND THE BLOGGER ALONE?

If you have a different opinion or just don't like what is being written in this blog, why the fuck you keep on reading it? I just can't see why ppl can't resist gossip! really!

I wish I could understand, but at the moment i just can't!

I LOVE polarizing people!

2011-02-10T06:30:00.000-04:30

I love the fact that ppl is never indifferent on what i do or what i say! That means that my opinion actually matter to get someone happy or angry about anything!

Maybe a lot of ppl think I'm mean, i don't think so, i just express myself! If that is something really bad then walk away so my words or thoughts can't reach you!...

Anyway... I'm just very happy with myself! :D and I DON'T REGRET ANYTHING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME OR ANYTHING I HAVE EVER DONE! THAT'S WHAT MAKES ME, WELL, ME!

Almost got to go to Heaven!...

2011-02-09T14:34:00.001-04:30

But not because I'm a good girl! (BULLSHIT!!!) but because i almost got ran over today by the all time sexy outdoor teacher, Casper! ♥

I was coming out of the school to go to pilates and that bitch was driving near by and when he saw he got a,l FAST AND THE FURIOUS and drift all over me and stopped the car 30cms away from my legs!!!

o.O I thought i will die in that moment... and ran over by a car? Fuck that!

I really wanted to kill him and beat the crap outta him!... But then again, it only takes for him to smile and I'm already floating in this mental cloud!... He's so god damn gorgeous in every way! Bastard! -.-'

But then after he ended up laughing at me he just got outta the car and hugged me and said sorry for being so mean, and good morning!... That's when i thought for one second that i will go straight to heaven if i ever got to kiss him! He's so damn perfect!...

LOVE THAT EVIL BASTARD!

iSOLATION

2011-02-09T14:23:00.000-04:30

So, today we're supposed to be completely isolated from boys... IS SO HARD! Specially when some of them are so cute!!! -.-

Is really annoying! Today the first part of the day was sharing stories and everybody was crying! To a point that i started to think on something sad to start crying with them, but nothing came up! XD

I dunno, maybe I'm not that sensitive, or maybe I'm too much of a tomboy, I really don't know or care to this point!

I hate all this girly shit crap! Is so god damn annoying!!! I hate talking with bitches that I don't know, I hate wondering why I'm a woman... I love being a woman, and have never questioned myself at all, there's no need, I'm very much comfortable with who or how I am!... This is all bullshit, and is sucking out my energy like Rihards said to me this morning on an sms...

Maybe I enjoy spendind time with boys doing boyish stuff, i mean, i love blood, dead bodies, violent video games and all that crap, not into barbies or dresses or all that crap!...

Whatever, just needed to take this outta my chest! ;D

♥ I LOVE REDHEADS & FRECKLES! ♥

2011-02-07T16:19:00.000-04:30

Foto class from Last Week!

2011-02-06T16:09:00.000-04:30

Brandbjerg F'11 Photo Class Task and some random pics...

2011-01-25T16:24:00.000-04:30

Lo Patético... según La Loca de Mierda!

2011-01-23T16:55:00.000-04:30

XD No hay nada mejor para terminar el dia que ver unos cuantos episodios de La Loca de Mierda!

Mi favorito, explicando lo patético! ;D

Adam Levine naked? WHAT CAN BE BETTER THAN THAT?

2011-01-06T14:14:00.000-04:30

I don't know yet... i guess i will think of something later! Now I'm just drooling! ;D

My birthday!

2011-01-05T10:51:00.000-04:30

Ok, is time to post something that is amazing!...

More amazing that when Britney Spears showed her pussy to the world, more funny that when Tara Reid showed her disgusting boob at P. Diddy's bday party, more overwhelming that The Beatles...

MY 21ST BIRTHDAY! ;D

IT WAS AMAZING!

My family called me at 12o'clock sharp to sing happy bday on the phone and on skype, my friends did too on facebook, my host family sang happy bday to me in danish, made me a special breakfast, really yummie, then they made a cake for me, so damn delicious and then after an awesome mash potatoes dinner, i came back to Brandbjerg Højskole with my friends, it feels so good to be back! :D i missed my guys!

After getting into my old room, i stayed with my friends up until real late, just talking shit and playing random games.. (SHIT I LOST THE GAME) XD

It was awesome, my presents were awesome as well, whool socks, a sexy shirt, latvian candy and a star made of rock that says ROCK STAR! :D couldnt be better... besides, Casper gave me a little kiss in the cheek.... (sighs) XD

By the way, talking about Casper, the Asshole of Rihards is bullying me with Casper, asking me if i wanted something from him, like his pants, i told him, mmmm, maybe what's underneath his pants! XD so then he answered: YES, ´CAUSE IS A TREASURE... OF PLEASURE! XD HAHAHAHAHAHA

8 horas para Año Nuevo!

2010-12-31T09:05:00.000-04:30

Ok, despues de la fiesta pre- Año Nuevo, cargo una resaca que derrocaria gobiernos! EEEK!

Pasé la noche toda escoñetadisima porque tuve que cuidar de una amiga para que no se ahogara en su vómito y yo tuve que cuidar de mi tbm para yo no caerme de boca al suelo!

Algo habran puestos los maliciosos viejos verdes esos en The Irish Pub en esa puta cerveza de mierda, o sea, rascada con 3 cervezas? YO? ESO ES IMPOSIBLE!!!!

Yo me vuelvo shit con 15! no con 3! MALVADOS VIEJOS VERDES! -.-'

El punto es que, ahora me doy cuenta que solo quedan 8hrs de este año, un año que ha sido super malo, como tambnién extremadamente bueno, los 1ros seis meses fueron asquerosos para mi!... Los ultimos 6 han sido EXTREMADAMENTE GENIALES para mi! He hecho amigos de por vida y de otros paises, me he enamorado, he hecho cosas que jamas pense que haría, las hice y las disfruté! :D

Así que bueno, hay que dejar atrás lo malo y celebrar solo las cosas buenas de la vida, porque el propósito de vivir es aprender, celebrar y disfrutar! Y yo más que nada, debo celebrar que este año, muchos de mis sueños se volvieron realidad, como celebrar el año nuevo en Europa con mi amigos! :D

So, mientras paso la resaca mas disgusting que he tenido ever (o quizás no? or is it? XD ), (trataré) disfrutaré las ultimas horas de este año solo como una Venezolana sabe hacerlo!

FELIZ AñO Y HONESTAMENTE, MIS MEJORES DESEOS DE TODO CORAZÓN, ROCKEEMOS ESTE 2011!! :D

You think You know ME?!

2010-12-27T10:49:00.000-04:30

What a lot of free time does to me! XD

I am a morning person.
I am a perfectionist.
I am an only child.
I am Catholic.
I am currently in my PJs.
I am currently pregnant.
I am currently suffering from a broken heart.
I am left handed.
I am married.
I am addicted to MySpace. Twitter. TUMBLR. Facebook.
I’m shy around the opposite sex.
I bite my nails.
I currently regret something I have done.
When I get mad I curse.
I don’t like anyone.
I enjoy country music.
I enjoy jazz music.
I have a car.
I have a cell phone.
I have a pet.
I have at least one brother or sister.
I have been to another country.
I have been told that I’m smart.
I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor.
I have had a broken bone.
I have caller ID on my phone.
I have changed a lot over the past year.
I have had surgery.
I have killed another person.
I have had my hair cut within the last week.
I have had the cops called on me.
I have kissed someone I knew I shouldn’t.
I have kissed someone of the same gender.
I have mood swings.
I have rejected someone before.
I have seen the Lord of the Rings trilogy.
I have watched Sex and the City.
I like Shakespeare.
I love to cook.
I love Michael Jackson.
I love sleeping.
I love to shop.
I miss someone right now.
I own over 100 CDs.
I own over 100 DVDs.
I own and use a library card.
I practice a religion that is not considered mainstream.
I read books for pleasure in my spare time.
I sleep a lot during the day.
I strongly dislike math.
I think Britney Spears is pretty.
I will try ALMOST anything once.
I work at a job that I enjoy.
I would classify myself as ghetto.
I can name all seven dwarfs from Snow White.
I am currently wearing socks.
I am tired.
I am currently waiting for someone.
I lost contact with someone and it sucks.
I hate Miley Cyrus.
I think Party In The USA is catchy.
I’d date Harry Potter.
I am American.
I can name all the past presidents of the United States.
I know who was president before George Bush.
I love pickles.
I need the internet to live.
I prefer vanilla over chocolate.
I watched Star Trek. (The NEW Movie)
I watched all six movies of Star Wars.
I own an Xbox.
I think music is life.

Music

Acceptance. Coldplay. Dave Matthews Band. David Bowie. Foo Fighters. Hellogoodbye. The Killers. James Blunt. Teddy Geiger. Linkin Park. Muse. Ok Go. Panic At The Disco. Peter Bjorn. The Postal Service. Timbaland. Jack Johnson. Norah Jones. Drake. The Fray. The Wreckers. Michael Buble. Beyoncé. Metallica. Massive Attack. Queen. Journey. The Cars. Supertramp. Eurythmics. Sublime. The Red Hot Chili Peppers. Wu-tang Clan. Fergie. Sarah McLachlan. Band of Horses. John Mayer. Jason Mraz. Justin Timberlake. Michael Jackson. Kenny Chesney. Carrie Underwood. Lynyrd Skynyrd. Neil Young. The Beatles. Brad Paisley. Tim McGraw. Taylor Swift. P. Diddy. Jay Z. Lil’ Wayne. Lil’ Jon. Three 6 Mafia. Nelly. Young Joc. T.I. Sean Paul. 50 Cent. Eminem. Eiffel 65. Ace of Base. The Underdog Project. Dream Theater. Santana. Alicia Keys. Incubus. Victor Wooten. Ludacris. Gorillaz. Matchbox 20. Paramore. Papa Roach. Say Anything. Taking Back Sunday. Eric Clapton. The Darkness. Weezer. Maroon 5. The Eagles. Jimi Hendrix. Billy Joel. Billy Idol. Matt Wertz Reel Big Fish. Anberlin. Mae. Family Force 5. AC/DC.Hootie and the Blowfish. Electric Six. Outkast. R.E.M. The White Stripes. Prince. Mika. Crystal Castles. Britney Spears. Spice Girls. The Gossip. Lady GaGa. Eagles. Nirvana. Smashing Pumpkins. Third Eye Blind. Metro Station. Motion City Soundtrack. The Rocket Summer. The Cab. Tenacious D. Something Corporate. The Moldy Peaches. Macy Gray. Mandy Moore. Plain White T’s. Yeah Yeah Yeahs. My Chemical Romance. Fall Out Boy. The Rolling Stones. A Rocket to the Moon. Angels & Airwaves. The Beastie Boys. Black Eyed Peas. Boys Like Girls. Jonas Brothers. Demi Lovato. Selena Gomez. The Cure. Cobra Starship. Death Cab for Cutie. Katy Perry. Deftones. Team Sleep. Filter. Goo Goo Dolls. Honor Society. Kid Cudi. AllStar Weekend. Down With Webster. LMFAO. Five Iron Frenzy. Tally Hall. Florence and The Machine. Gym Class Heroes. Travie McCoy. Mcfly. Never Shout Never.

Movies -BOLD THE ONES YOU’VE SEEN-

Glory Road. Pride and Prejudice. The Princess Bride. Goonies. Center Stage. Seven. Ocean’s Eleven. Newsies. 300. Robin Hood: Men In Tights. Love Actually. Donnie Darko. My Best Friend’s Wedding. Garden State. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Wedding Crashers. Anchorman. Drop Dead Gorgeous. Elf. Zoolander. Austin Powers. Clueless. Mean Girls. Hairspray. Moulin Rouge. Fight Club. Pulp Fiction. What A Girl Wants. Kill Bill. Rocky. Thank You For Smoking. Little Miss Sunshine. Requiem for a Dream. The Departed. Dawn of the Dead. Memento. The Lovely Bones. 17 Again. 8 Mile. Office Space. Snakes on a Plane. Boondock Saints. The Silence of the Lambs. Say Anything. The Devil Wears Prada. Saving Private Ryan. Superbad. The Prestige. Just Friends. Under the Tuscan Sun. Titanic. Steel Magnolias. Saw. Ace Ventura. She’s the Man. Because I Said So. Catch and Release. Music and Lyrics. Spanglish. Stick It. Step Up. The Fast and the Furious. Joyride. Halloween. The Italian Job. Crash. Must Love Dogs. The Last Kiss. Chicago. Harry Potter. Rush Hour. Breakfast at Tiffany’s. Clerks. Shooter. The Bourne Identity. Meet the Fockers. Dirty Dancing. A Christmas Story. Rudy. National Treasure. Sleepless in Seattle. Miss Congeniality. The Science of Sleep. The Matrix. Everything is Illuminated. Good Will Hunting. Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure. Empire Records. Phantom of the Opera. District 9. Lord of the Rings. Click. Scarface. The Notebook. Twilight. New Moon. Eclipse.

TV -BOLD THE ONES YOU’VE WATCHED MORE THAN A COUPLE OF TIMES-

Saved by the Bell. Grey’s Anatomy. Man vs. Wild. Scrubs. South Park. ER. America’s Next Top Model. Gossip Girl. Sex and the City. Friends. Dawson’s Creek. The Big Bang Theory. Seinfeld. Fraiser. The Office. Lost. Miami Ink. Made. Arrested Development. That 70’s Show. Family Guy. The Simpsons. Veronica Mars. Project Runway. Bones. Iron Chef. Alias. Pushing Dasies. Gilmore Girls. The Colbert Report. The Daily Show. Mythbusters. Avatar: The Last Airbender. Will and Grace. 24. House. To Catch A Predator. Whistler. Heroes. Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Unsolved Mysteries. 7th Heaven. Everybody Loves Raymond. Boston Legal. Bleach. What I Like About You. Reba. Rosanne. King of Queens. Survivor. The O.C. American Idol. Days of Our Lives. General Hospital. CSI. How I met your mother. Boy Meets World. Law and Order. Numbers. Reno 911. I Love New York. Step by Step. Little People Big World. What Not To Wear. My Wife and Kids. Supernatural. Moonlight. Ace of Cakes. White Collar. Nip/Tuck. The Biggest Loser. Beauty and the Geek. Battlestar Galactica. Stargate SG1. The Inferno. Scarred. Wild N Out. Real World. Pranked. Beverly Hills; 90210. 90210. Trinity Blood. Dead Like Me. Whose Line is it Anyway? Dragon Ball Z. Futurama. Degrassi. Greek. Glee. Secret Life of the American Teenager. The Hills. Laguna Beach. Firefly. Vampire Diaries. Doctor Who. Medium. Star Trek. The X-files. Cowboy BeBop. Sailor Moon. My Name is Earl. Six Feet Under. Dancing With The Stars.

20 Most Hilarious Movie Poster Remakes - Chill Out Point

2010-12-25T17:49:00.000-04:30

DEMASIADO GENIAL! XD

20 Most Hilarious Movie Poster Remakes - Chill Out Point

Too HOT to handle!...

2010-12-25T16:54:00.000-04:30

So, there I was, checking one of my fav author's page, Gena Showalter and i went to the gallery, and OMG, this models for her book's covers are SO DAMN HOT!

YUMMIE!!!!!

Merry Christmas and dont eat too much

2010-12-25T05:24:00.001-04:30

lol, MERRY XMAS TO YOU TOO, AND DONT WORRY, I WONT! ;)

Fájese preguntando webonadas! XD

Bored to death

2010-12-21T11:20:00.000-04:30

No matter how much i read, no matter how much tv i watch, no matter how many naps i take, if i see the clock is only been 2 min passed!... :(

HERE I AM NOW, ENTERTAIN ME!!!

Brandbjerg E10 Phrases

2010-12-20T09:05:00.000-04:30

A gathering of phrases that stood in our minds, mouths and hearts this Fall 2010 in Brandbjerg!

Let's start:

Sigge: Holy shit dude, i mean, WHAT THE FUCK?

Ilona: (while i was spraying (too much) Air Wick in the room) "Is too much Mau, is like sitting on a toilet!" xD

Ilona: (while i was showing to her my really girly gay panties) "MMM I love gay panties! .. laugh.. but it's true!" xD

Someone i dont remember: (while we were watching a tv show in YouTube called Simon's Cat) "Simon's Cat looks like SImon (our principal): Fat and Confused!" XD

Anita: In the 60's the U.S.A government tried to control peoples's mind with LSD until they realized ' Hey, we've got TV and Pop Music, what are we doing?'" XD

Justina: Rihards is like the neighboorhood's bycicle, everybody gets a ride!

Violeta: Mau, what are you toing? Are you in TWINTER? XD

Rihards: (I told him: Why the moon looks so damn big in here?) Didn't you know that Denmark is near to the moon? That's why it looks so big!

Anne: (asking voluntaries for something) Ok who else is interested in (Little Rasmus raised his hand) Little Ras!? XD

Teacher Casper: (having a bad english and can't pronounce the TH words, he was talking about the best shoes to go running) You need to buy Zick shoes!

Me: what can we give to Siggy for his birthday?
Julia: Maybe we can find shit, painted with gold and is HOLY SHIT! (Cos Siggy always says Holy SHit dude!)

Gundija: you have you best friend always with you!
Kris: no, who?
Gundija: you know, your... eh... peepee! xD

Teacher Casper: (while in a Kayak excercise and again whit is TH issue) Don't Zink so much! (he meant THink!)

ANita: (pointing at Justina and making her come near to her with the finger, you know, like the bitches do! XD) If i make you come with one finger, can you imagine what I can do with the rest?!

Betty: (at Mai-Britt's house talking about MB's hamsters) You need to buy a rabbit you know!
MB: Why?
Betty: (silent for 3 seconds) Why not!?

Betty: I don't know if i should get dress in front of my windows when the curtains are open, I'm afraid somebody will see me!
Teacher Casper: Betty, then closed the curtains!

Betty: (talking about the mess in the Students Room) You people are like pigs and i needed to clean that mess, sometimes I feel like Jesus!

Marleen: this meeting is going so slow!
Kris: because you're here! (Kris makes fun of her because she's Estonian and Estonian people are SLOW!)

Anita: When I go to bed in the night I can here everybody fucking, but if is 3am i can hear only 2 or 3 fucking!

Ilona: (drunk as hell and with a perfect english) I will back!... (later that night) I will gonna get you! XD

Betty: (having a cramp at Marie's place) (Sounds of Orgasm) OOH OHHH MARIEEEE!!!!! I-- I--- I HAVE A CRAMP IN MY ANKLE! OOOH!

Kris: I believe that every good person has bad gases inside! (then he farted)

Violeta: Ilona can you smell something bad in my room?
Ilona: No, i just smell Air Wick.... but maybe is Kris, he farts all the time!
Violeta: (asking Kris) are you?
Kris: No, but I CAN!
Violeta: No thanks!

Yasmin: (raping a grape with a stick) RAPING! Now everybody's pregnant, is pregnant everybody!

Sebastian: (interrupting me singing to the left to the left to the left) You know why she sings to the left?
Me: No!
Sebastian: because black people doesn't have rights! XD

Jesper: do you know what it means CORONA SUAREZ?
Me: no!
Jesper: is like soft balls in spanish!
Me: ah, Jesper you mean COJONES SUAVES! XD

Marleen: (me telling her that Big Rasmus is an ass!) Oh, c'mon, he might be and asshole but he has a good heart! XD

Big Ras: So your middle name is chips? (there's a chip brand in DK called Estrella!)

Peter: Paul McCartney is dead... or is it? XD

Me: haven't you noticed Denmark has no mountains? in my country we have shit loads of mountains!
Jens: yes, that's true, your country is full with mountains, by the way, what country are you from?

Eva messing with Goodwinnie: BAD Winnie, BAD Winnie! XD

Student Casper: L.A is a pequenia puta, no, i think she's a gran puta! XD HAHAHAHAHA

i don't remember any more, if you do, please comment them! ;)

LUV YA BRANDBJERG E'10 TEAM! YOU MAKE ME GROW IN WAYS YOU HAVE NO IDEA!

X-MAS PRESENT!

2010-12-18T06:05:00.000-04:30

Ok, is true, i don't like x-mas AT ALL, BUT, that doesn't mean i don't love to give and specially receive presents!...

well, i gave my roomate an amazing danish book, about misterious shit for kids between 13 and 17 call THE PORTAL OF SHADOWS and also has amazing graphics and she gave me something i've always wanted to have but never could dunno why....

ALL P!NK'S CD'S! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!

I LOVE MY ROOMATE!... ^^

He's SOOO DAMN HOT!!!

2010-12-15T11:34:00.000-04:30

Nervios!

2010-12-15T05:17:00.002-04:30

No te ha pasado que llevas dias pensando en una vaina y cuando la tienes que hacer te entran los nervios de no saber como resultará todo?

HOY ES ESE DIA PARA MI! :S

Test de personalidad!

2010-12-15T04:26:00.000-04:30

Ok, acabo de hacer un test de personalidad y este fue el resultado!...

Tu tipo de personalidad:

Les gustan las personas y son amantes de la diversión, hacen las cosas mas amenas y divertidas para los demás. Viven por el momento; aman las nuevas experiencias. No les gustan las teorías y los análisis impersonales. Interesados en servir a otros. Comúnmente van a ser el centro de atención en reuniones sociales. Bien desarrollado sentido común y habilidad practica.

Carreras adecuadas para ti:

Actores, pintores, comediantes, en entretención para adultos, representantes de ventas, profesores, consejeros, trabajadores sociales, trabajos administrativos, cuidado de niños, diseñadores de moda, decorador de interiores, consultor, fotógrafos, músicos, gerente de recursos humanos, entrenadores, supervisores de fabrica, servicio de comida, recepcionistas, educadores religiosos, kinesiólogos.

No sé que decir al respecto! XD

Lords of The Underworld

2010-12-05T14:23:00.001-04:30

Damn, yesterday i went to the city with my eastern European bitches to buy something for x-mas and i ended up buying a couple of books for myself, from a saga called Lord of the Underworld, the cover of the books is pretty damn hot, so i bought them cos i didn't have much books to read except for the ones i already read, so, there was no fun in it, and besides, the guys from the cover are so delicious! XD

My friends start saying ~~"IS JUST LIKE TWILIGHT BUT FOR GRANDMAS!"~~ CRAZY BITCHES, IS SO DAMN NOT!

Ok, it talks about these hot greek warriors that are condemned living in a fortress in Budapest and they have amazing sexual adventures! WHAT CAN BE MORE HOT THAN THAT?! And besides the way the author, Gena Showalter, describes them makes them look so damn yummie in my head!...

I started reading one of the books (i bought 2) last night and today i'm already by the half of the book! Is so damn addicted, it even makes me stay away from my laptop! AWESOME! XD The one i'm reading so far is called THE DARKEST NIGHT and oh god, is JUST MY KIND OF BOOK! ;D

Obviously now i'm in my laptop, but i needed to take a break from my reading because my neck started to hurt and i needed to tell to the world that these books are FUCKING AWESOME! GO AND BUY THEM YOU BITCHES! I'M SO LOOKING FORWARD TO HAVE MORE MONEY TO BUY THEM ALL!!!

Snow on sidewalks

2010-12-04T15:20:00.000-04:30

Ok, today i went with my crazy eastern europeans to shop for Christmas and my biggest fear was not having enough money in my bank account or that nobody was able to go and pick us up, NO, it was the GOD DAMN SNOW IN THE SIDEWALKS!

I mean, i love snow, i really do, you love it specially when you come from a country that NEVER SNOWS! ;) BUT, god damn it, this bitches put salt on the streets to dilute the snow and is so dangerous, because is snow, frozen water, ice and slippery salt together! And I'm TOO DAMN DUMB, I knew that if i didn't spend one single second looking at the floor I'll end up in the floor either with my ass or my face all FUCKED UP!

So, therefore, i had to walk on the streets like if i was a mental disturbed Estonian penguin! XD and EVERYBODY was looking at me like saying: "Stupid south american tourist doesn't know how to walk in this weather!" XD

I SUCK, I OFFICIALLY SUCK AT THIS COUNTRY'S WINTER WEATHER!

Hay días..

2010-12-04T14:51:00.000-04:30

EN QUE QUIERES MATAR GENTE CON UNA AK-47!

(o quizas soy yo que soy una enferma mental!)

Takes a bitch to recognize another one!

2010-12-03T08:45:00.002-04:30

Ok, so, this is the latest news..

Yesterday i got a call from my embassy telling me shit, that DEPRESSED ME so, i didn't want to do anything, i talked to my teachers and they understood, besides, my mother is not so well of health so, THAT'S FUCKING UP MY BRAIN OF STRESS!

And last night i had a kitchen duty but due to my depression i could barely go to dinner so i went straight to my room after dinner and erase myself from the kitchen duties list (not in that same order of course!) and didn't do my kitchen duty, went to one of my girls room and just have a couple of drinks, laught and all that crap to try to calm myself and relax a little...

Today i had another kitchen duty at lunch and this "~~bitch~~" (i think the word bitch is too much for her to handle) was trying to be a bitch with me because i didn't do my kitchen duty last night... i play deft and didn't pay much attention and start doing my duties...

Then she was screaming a me, trying to make me feel bad... pshhh who the fuck does she thinks is dealing with? I'M THE GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING QUEEN BITCH OF THIS COUNTRY YOU WHORE!

So i told her all the crap that i was going through so she won't mess with me again and then thread her to punch her in the tant... she immediately apologized... i dind't care at all!

It was so damn funny to see her face like trying to be a bitch!... XD

Babe, it takes a bitch to recognize another one, and besides, you just can't try to be a bitch, you NEED TO BE BORN A BITCH!!!... SO... FUCK OFF! ;)

Bored Cafe

2010-12-02T14:34:00.000-04:30

I dunno what's going on but every single fucking week the Thursday cafe gets even more boring than the week before!...

Seriously! The only 2 cafes that were amazing was the first one, the french one and mine because it was my gay weeding with my beautiful non gay wife, EVA!

And today is my group who's organizing it and is so damn lame! AFTER SKI CAFE! WTF DUDE???

Seriously!...

Btw the music team we were this week (monday and tuesday) to a city fucking far from Brandbjerg to record our album and, IT WAS HELL! iT WAS TOO FUCKING COLD, AND SMALL! We couldn't sleep well because it was too fucking freezing! And i wanted to kill most of the team! GRRRRR!

Thanks God now i'm back at Brandbjerg with my friends and that nightmare is over! Time to get drunk! XD

Funny funny!

2010-12-02T14:20:00.000-04:30

Ok, so, I'm bored as hell! AS USUAL!..

And didn't have much to do so i went to THIS LATVIAN BITCH! XD blog and is just SO DAMN FUNNY!

He's also one of my friends here in Brandbjerg! He's amazing! XD and racist apparently! XD

BTW: I'M GONNA START WRITTING IN ENGLISH AND SPANISH, AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT...

FRUSTRACIÓN!

2010-12-02T08:56:00.000-04:30

MALDITA BUROCRACIA DE MIERDA!

DEFINITIVAMENTE LO QUE TIENE JODIDO AL MUNDO Y EN ESPECIAL A MI ES EL PUTO GOBIERNO Y LA MALPARIDA POLITICA DE MIERDA!!!!!

YA QUIERO VER QUE TODO CAIGA Y SE QUEME!

Foto time!

2010-12-01T15:22:00.000-04:30

Lo que ha estado en mi mente este ultimo mes!...

what does ur tattoos mean?

2010-11-22T15:12:00.001-04:30

i have one in my left shoulder, i designed it, is an A key (music) with a star, and it has the nickname of my mom, Jackie; and the other one is in my left arm, is a Marilyn Monroe quote, it says "If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best" as a reminder that i should take shit from NOBODY! ;D

Fájese preguntando webonadas! XD

somebody you look up to?

2010-11-22T15:09:00.001-04:30

i look up to my mother, she's the most amazing woman i ever met since me! XD oh, and P!nk! She's my goddess!

Fájese preguntando webonadas! XD

Semana Internacional

2010-11-07T06:23:00.000-04:30

Esta semana toda la universidad se fue de viaje a Berlin... exceptuando a los estudiantes internacionales porque no quisimos!...

Asi que los profesores que no fueron planificaron una semana especial para nosotros, un taller sobre dejar marcas y huellas en el mundo! Como seria el mundo si no existieramos! Y que quisieramos que dijera nuestro epitafio!

Fue bastante chevere, fuimos a la ciudad de shopping, a un solarium, les cocine arepas y les encantaron! ^^ ademas que somos un grupo reducido, nos ha ayudado a acercarnos mas, a un punto en que siento a estas personas como mi familia europea! No quiero dejar Dinamarca... No me malinterpreten, AMO A MI PAIS, pero esta muy jodido como para volver!... Es como tener libertad condicional y que de alguna forma te metan de nuevo preso!... Asi me siento en cuanto al volver!

Aunque quiero volver porque extraño a mi familia sanguinea y a mis amigos... pero tbm me quiero quedar porque me he atado a esta gente!...

LOS AMO!

3 meses en Dinamarca!

2010-10-27T04:45:00.000-04:30

A veces siento como si tuviera años en este lugar, a veces siento que llegue hace 2 dias!

Sigue siendo dificil para mi el acoplarme, o sea, me acoplo bastante bien a cualquier sitio donde este!.. Pero (si, el indiscutible pero), me hace falta mi familia, mis amigos!... Necesito que mi mama me regañe, que mi hermana me vaya a fastidiar al cuarto, que mi gato me rasguñe cuando lo moleste, peñear con mi papa, extraño los jueves en la tarde porque mis amigos siempre venian a beber y joder, extraño los indiekaraokes con la imbecil de kaina, extraño todo lo que siento alguna vez fui!..

Lo positivo(porque es cierto, TODO TIENE UN LADO POSITIVO) es que he hecho nuevos amigos, amigos que se que me duraran toda a vida! Los amo como nunca pense amar a un amigo estando solita en otro pais! Creo que las amistades que he hecho hasta ahora me ayudan a tener los pies en la tierra y a asentarme! A olvidar un poco la tristeza que me da recordar mi tierra y apreciar el pais tan hermoso donde estoy viviendo!

Me siento dividida y traidora porque por un lado me quiero regresar y abrazar a mi mamá por 3 dias consecutivos!... Ver a mis amigos y salir a joder con ellos!.. Pero (¬¬), por otro lado, me quiero quedar con los amigos que ya he hecho y que considero mi familia de intercambio!

En este punto de mi vida no se que hacer!..

Ojala me pudiera traer a mi familia y amigos aca y todos podamos estar juntos! :) Pero mi mamá DETESTA EL FRIO! ¬¬ THANKS MOM! XD

Bueno, ya en Diciembre veré que hago!..

Un mes después!

2010-09-21T14:09:00.000-04:30

Casi un mes despues! SOlo para escribir que la estoy pasando de maravilla!!!

Claro no todo es color rosa, pero se va asemejando!

El frio es hijueputisimo!!! Eso si! Y eso que aun no es invierno! =S

Ando preparandome para un concierto que tengo mañana y una presentacion de baile el jueves! =D

Ay Dios ando es loca por mi profesor de Deportes, esta es asquerosamente bueno! YUMMIE!

Ayer fue un día hermoso!

2010-08-14T08:29:00.000-04:30

Por un momento pensé que volveria a ser una ermitaña malhumorada, encerrada en mi cuarto comiendo papas fritas mientras jodia a la gente en Facebook, pero ayer, ayer fue distinto!

Ayer el dia entero estuvo soleado, no hacía casi viento, era perfecto, la comida sabia genial, todo, ayer fui a la playa a encontrarme con otros amigos que tbm estan de intercambio aqui en Vejle, DK, fue divertido, tomamos fotos de nuestras idioteces, HASTA JUGÚE VOLLEYBALL OK? XD

El atardecer fue lo más hermoso que haya visto en mi vida! Aqui una foto SIN EDITAR PORQUE NO ME TRAJE EL CD DEL FOTOSHOP del atardecer! ♥

Mejor!...

2010-08-11T07:46:00.001-04:30

Después de mi relapse donde me quería devolver a mi tierra, ya estoy mejor gracias a Dios! =)

Ya me esta empezando a gustar la comida de aca, la gente de aca, lo que sigo huyendole es al clima! XD

Pero sin embargo le hice un poema a mi Tierra!:

Venezuela es la tierra del sol que calienta, de la glotonería navideña, de las promesas de año nuevo, de los viajes a Cuyagua con los panas y la tierra donde Nací! TE AMO VENEZUELA! ♥ No importa lo que digan los demás, ni el mal estado en el que te encuentres, un país se admira por su riqueza, y tu eres Rica en AMor y Belleza! POR ESO AMO A MI PAIS, VENEZUELA! ♥

Es triste!

2010-08-06T04:01:00.000-04:30

El simple hecho de querer decir algo y que lo tengas que decir en un idioma que no entiendes en o absoluto... O el hecho de que estas lejos de tu familia y amigos!

Es muy triste, y sin embargo tengo a mis amigos aqui en este mismo pais, pero igual, estan en otra ciudad y es muy dificil ir de un sitio a otro cuando eres como yo y no sabes manejar bicicleta y tienes una pata mala!

La soledad que siento es una vaina ARRECHISIMA!! No se la desearia a nadie! Este pais es muy bello si, pero muy solitario, en el sentido de que todos se preocupan por ellos mismos y no tienen veraderos amigos y, bueno no se como expresar lo que siento con palabras! Sólo seque me dan unas ganas INMENSAS de llorar como una condenada a muerte!

NECESITO A MI MAMA, A MI PAPA, A MIS HERMANOS Y A MIS AMIGOS!

Necesito saber que estoy a salvo y tengo a personas cerca con las que puedo contar, joder, reir, llorar, y demás!

Es increible pensar que solo soy feliz cuando logro chatear con alguno de ellos por Skype o Facebook! Me siento muy sola, y propablemente diran que soy una mkona, no me importa!!! Hasta que uds. no sientan lo mismo que yo NO TIENEN DERECHO ALGUNO A JUZGARME!

Bueno, eso era todo lo que quería decir!..

OH ULRIK!

2010-08-05T13:57:00.000-04:30

ESTA BELLEZA ES EL AMOR DE MI VIDA, ULRIK TROLLER SMED! XD

Oh Ulrik, tómame en tus brazos y nunca me dejes ir!

♥

Ya en Dinamarca!

2010-08-03T05:00:00.000-04:30

Ok llegué sana y salva! SOlo me escoñete el pie izquierdo un poqito, pero estoy bien!

Ay ando es babiando así pero ~~MAL~~ por una danés que había en mi campamento de llegada, se llama Ulrik!... RAWR provoca es comerselo pero parte por parte! XD

Hice bastante nuevos amigos en el campamento, de varios paises, Hungría, Finlandia, Francia, Guatemala, Rusia, Mexico, etc.

Aqui unas fotos de toda la cuestion!

Ha sido genial todo hasta ahora, excepto por mi pie! Pero de resto ha sido brutal! ^^

Falta poco!

2010-07-27T21:47:00.001-04:30

Ya falta es ~~NADA~~ para irme a Dinamarca por 6 meses (espero en Dios pueda quedarme por mas!!!)!

Dios, parece que fue ayer que me llamaron para decirme que estaba aceptada en el programa para irme de intercambio!

Aun no puedo creer que pasado mañana me estaré montando en ese avión! Todo me parece muy surreal aún!

OBVIO, mi familia y amigos andan tristes, bueno, no tristes, nostálgicos por mi ida! Pero tbm están felices porque es una experiencia única e inigualable y espero poder sacar mucho provecho de ella!

Creo que mañana no podré dormir en lo absoluto! XD

Y he estado bebiendo café y fumando como una puta presa con acceso al cafe guayoyo! XD

Ruego en Dios porque TODO ME SALGA BIEN Y LLEGUE SANA Y SALVA A MI CASA DANESA!

Deséenme lo mejor del mundo! Y para los haters FUCK YOU! ;)

╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮

Fuck yeah!

2010-07-23T18:43:00.001-04:30

Fuck yeah!
Originally uploaded by @poshy

Dios dame el coraje de hacer esto alguna vez! Tengo miedo de, pero QUIERO HACERLO! QUIERO SENTIRME VIVA! ^^

Macbeth

2010-07-20T19:53:00.001-04:30

Macbeth - NZ Opera
Originally uploaded by Alexia Sinclair

Quiero algún dia tomar y componer fotos así!

Ojitos! O.O

2010-07-16T11:01:00.001-04:30

AMo mis ojos en esta foto, y amo mis lunares simetricos! =)

Siempre quise ser ASÍ de Pelirroja! =)

2010-07-12T12:23:00.001-04:30

Originally uploaded by Elly Uiterwijk

Simplemente HERMOSA! ♥

¿Sabías que darte una ducha puede resultar peligroso?

2010-07-07T14:43:00.000-04:30

¿Sabías que darte una ducha puede resultar peligroso?

Una entrada que comparto con uds. de mis buenos amigos de Curiosidades: A lo "Sabias que..." ^^

La Lohan va presa!!! Porque eso no me sorprende? ¬¬

2010-07-06T19:59:00.001-04:30

Lol, bueno, al parecer la drogadicta alcoholica y malvestida esta se abuso y la mandaron presa por 90 dias, y para colmo despues de los 90 dias, 90 dias mas en rehabilitacion!

Pobre! Casi que me dan ganas de sentir lastima por ella... pero no puedo!
Soy una chica sana! Si fuera una junkie todavia! XD

Ajá, muchos LiloLovers diran: "Coño Maureen estas pasada de rata con la Lohan!"

Yo les pregunto... :"QUIEN COÑO LE DIJO A ELLA QUE SIGUIERA LOS PASOS DEL MARADONA Y DE PASO SE ABUSARA DELANTE DE TODO EL MUNDO PARA VERLA?"

Que yo sepa, NADIE!

Asi que LO MAME, agarre sus corotos, regale su BlackBerry y se prepare con 3 brazos de cigarros porque lo que le toca en carcel sera duro!... A menos que hagan la movida Hilton y este solo 24 hrs o menos! Lo cual, dandómelas de Pulpo Paul, predigo que pasará!

Que ladilla que no se cumpla la justicia para con estas cocainonamas alcoholicas blondas! ¬¬

Que raro yo enamorada de una cancion!

2010-07-05T18:09:00.000-04:30

Ok, hace unos dias estaba dormitando cuando me di cuenta de que no podia dormir, asi que prendí la laptop y me puse a escuchar radio internacional desde iTunes!.

Descargue unas canciones que me gustaron!

La que me puse a escucha hoy y me enamoró y me hizo ver que así es mi vida so far, es la ultima que oí antes de acostarme a dormir.

"Pages" - Three Doors Down

What happens to a man when
He spills his heart on a page and
He watches words flow away then
His feelings lie on the page alone
There waiting
For someone who cares to read them
To open their eyes to see them
To see if they can make his thoughts their own
To find out that maybe your life's not perfect
Maybe it's not worth what he gives away

You can see that this broken soul is bleeding
So you can see your feelings inside yourself
And wander through my heart
Letting you see through me
Now only consumes me
Forget your pain, watch me fall apart

What happens to a soul when
It's trapped inside his emotions
And all of these words he's spoken
They bind him to the life he's left behind
And every new step he takes
He knows that he might not make it
To all of these dreams that he has yet to find

Maybe your life's not perfect
But maybe it's not worth what he gives away
You can see that this broken soul is bleeding
So you can see your feelings inside yourself
And wander through my heart
Letting you see through me
Now only consumes me
Forget your pain and watch me fall apart

You can see that this broken soul is bleeding
So you can see your feelings inside yourself
And wander through my heart
Letting you see through me
Now only consumes me
Forget your pain and watch me fall apart
As i fall apart

ES HERMOSA!

"Fuck My Life!" Cotidianos

2010-06-22T19:01:00.001-04:30

Ok, estuve leyendo varios status de mis following y followers en twitter y sencillamente tengo que escribir este post!

Siempre, siempre habra una situación que te haga decir FUCK MY LIFE!
Y son tan cotidianas que te darás cuenta que a lo mejor las vives a diario!

Empecemos:

.- Estas en el baño y suena el telefono de la casa!.
.- Estas masturbándote y te tocan la puerta!
.- Te vas a despedir de tu guayab@ con un mega beso y te interrumpe la vecina latosa!
.- Te compraste unos audifonos carísimos y te los comio el perro!
.- Cargaste tu Blackberry para descubrir que no tienes EDGE!
.- Estudias para un examen y a la hora del examen te preguntan todo menos lo que estudiaste!
.- Pagas la renta del teléfono y en la calle te lo roba un mototaxi!
.- En la parte mas candente del sexo por chat se te cae la conexion!
.- Cuando vas a ver el partido de Alemania vs. Argentina Chavez se encadena!
.- Estas viendo una pelicula porno por cable y cuando ya estas "Empezando a Acomodarte" te cortan el cable!
.- Estas trabajando en tu tesis y en vez de darle a "Guardar como" le das a "Cerrar"!
.- Necesitas el número urgente del chamo o la chama que te gusta y cuando l@ vas a llamar descubres que no tienes bateria!
.- Se te jodio el iPhone y el iPod al mismo tiempo! (como a mi!)
.- Vienes agotado de la calle y descubres que todo en tu cocina esta crudo o podrido!
.- Estas apurado y en la calle te detiene una viejita a hablarte del Atalaya!
.- Tienes planeado "estar" con el chamo o la chama que te gusta un dia en especifico en tu casa y ese mismo dia uno de tus papás se enferma!
.- Estudiaste toda la noche, al dia siguiente llueve, pierdes un autobus y te vas corriendo a tu universidad porque tienes un examen que vale que jode, te empapas, sudas, tienes los converses llenos de agua de dudosa procedencia para que cuando llegues al salon el profesor te diga que llegaste tarde y no te deja presentar!
.- Vas a comprar cigarros y descubres que te faltan 1 BSF!
.- Estas mega quesudo, al fin te vas a tirar a la chama que te gusta y cuando ves el único condón que tenías en la cartera expiro hace 1 año!
.- Te vas de viaje y descubres que 2 dias despues que te fuiste de la ciudad tu banda favorita se presenta en tu ciudad!
.- Tienes algo muy profundo, muy chistoso o muy importante que tuitear y te sale la malparida ballena esa de mierda!

Todos estos y más ameritan un gritado FUCK MY LIFE!

Si tienes mas comparte! ;)

These... are the days of our lives!

2010-06-21T15:19:00.000-04:30

En un corre corre y con Marisoplas en el estomago!

Me queda es poquitisimo!

Y pensar que ya van disminuyendo los numeros en el calendario!

Deséame suerte!

Suicide Girls

2010-06-20T14:47:00.001-04:30

090228 Suicide Girls at 540 Club 095
Originally uploaded by alexguy01

Una adiccion estas Pin-Ups! A quien no se le hace agua la boca con una de ellas? ;)

No vuelvo a prestar NADA! NI ATENCION!

2010-06-18T05:08:00.000-04:30

HE DICHO!

CADA VEZ QUE LO HAGO TERMINO ES JODIDA YO! SORRY!

Que piña! Pero con la Ñ en mayúscula, sabes?

2010-06-10T18:14:00.000-04:30

Justo cuando juro que en mi vida esa cosa llamada "ROMANCE" nunca iba a existir, se aparece este hombre que cuando lo veo siento nervios, la piel se me pone de gallina y cuando me saluda con un besos en los labios siento mil mariposas volando a 100kmph en mi estomago!

Cada vez que pienso en Él termino de reaccionar con una sonrisa en el rostro.... y yo no sonrio OK? me rio, pero no es lo mismo... NUNCA!

So, obvio, al sentirme cómoda con esta persona siempre tiene que venir un hijo de merettriz de tu pasado a joderte la paciencia!... Pero, hay que ser fuerte! Como dijo un amigo mio (putísimo por cierto): "Nunca dejes algo seguro por un culo!"... SO TRUE!

Así que, simplemente esta vez seguire los consejos de mis amiga sy me abriré a las posibilidades con esta persona que de verdad quiero muchisimo y me hace sentir SUPER ESPECIAL!... Y pal carajo los enfermos!

Sera posible que justo cuando me meto con los melosos me llegó la hora de ser YO la melosa en cuestion?

FUCK! QUE PIÑA!... pero cómo disfruto el momento ps! ;)

Alecia Beth Moore

2010-05-30T10:15:00.001-04:30

Pink (Alecia Beth Moore)
Originally uploaded by Rui M Leal

Asi me imagino que ha de ser ver a Dios cuando uno llega al paraíso! ^^

Panthera Tigris

2010-05-30T10:09:00.001-04:30

panthera tigris
Originally uploaded by holly.skye

me hace pensar, libera la fiera en ti! RAWR!

Fotos sin Editar!...

2010-05-24T20:31:00.000-04:30

Ok no puedo creer que haga esto, pero bueno, ya no tengo chance de estar editandolas mucho que se diga, asi que estas fotos un pelo de rana calva viejas las tome hace como 2 o 3 semanas con mi camara, espero les gusten! les recuerdo, NO ESTAN EDITADAS! ^^

Plantas muertas en mi balcon! (Gracias al mmwbo del piso de arriba!)

Moscow durmiendo y yo fastidiándolo! ^^

LAS DOS LAS TOME YO! solo que con lo pote que esta mi laptop ultimamente editarlas es una proesa digna de estar en libros de historia! XD

mmmm make me rawr!

2010-05-24T20:16:00.001-04:30

Papa Roach @ Rock On The Range, Columbus, OH - 05-22-10
Originally uploaded by schwegweb

Luv Him! &hearts

3OH!3

2010-05-22T20:35:00.002-04:30

3OH!3
Originally uploaded by anjaaa ! ♥

Malpegadisima con esta puta cancion que se llama Starstrukk de los 3OH!3 con la katy perra! XD

La cancion no tiene nada del otro mundo, y la letra, mas nula, repetitiva y pop y muere...

Lo que de verdad me gusta y la hace bastante divertida son los bobolongos estos silbando en las estrofas! XD

algo asi:
tight jeans, double D's making me go fui-fuiu fui-fuiu ♬♪
all the people on the street go fui-fuiu fui-fuiu ♬♪ XD

solo oiganla ACÁ!

Coloréame

2010-05-12T20:11:00.001-04:30

Have a Very Bokeh Christmas
Originally uploaded by Brandon Christopher Warren

Esta foto me hace sonreir! ^^

pInk.. la PRRRFECCION hecha mujer!

2010-05-07T20:22:00.001-04:30

pInk..
Originally uploaded by baritone...SCV

O sea, el titulo lo dice todo! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

No hay ser mas perfecto que ella en esta tierra, sino Dios claro está! y el no es de este mundo! ;)

Top Hat - By Darren Cheshire

2010-05-07T20:17:00.001-04:30

Top Hat - By Darren Cheshire
Originally uploaded by Darren Cheshire Photographer

Bello bello, me recuerda a doña @Zielito! ;) ♥

a little bit too much!

2010-05-06T21:42:00.001-04:30

a little bit too much
Originally uploaded by kcrina

Ojos enormes y bellos que me enamoraron! &hearts

YA TENGO EL TITULO DE MI TESIS! Y SOY FELIZ! ^^

2010-05-01T11:51:00.000-04:30

Al fin! se me prendió el bombillo cuando oí decir a una compañera de clases de mi hermana que su profe de informatica los mando a abrirse un blog!...

So, el titulo es el siguiente: LA INFLUENCIA DEL SPANGLISH EN LOS BLOGS DE LOS ALUMNOS DE IDIOMAS MODERNOS DEL 2DO SEMESTRE DE LA MAÑANA DEL IUTAV.

Quee tal? ^^ yuju!

Podría dar una fiesta porque ya sali de eso! ^^

:: McSteamy ♥♥♥ ::

2010-04-23T14:28:00.001-04:30

:: McSteamy ♥♥♥ ::
Originally uploaded by » Zitona «

Que genial la idea de este pana!
Flickr: El universo donde todo es posible! ;)

Coffee, café, coffee, cigarro y café

2010-04-23T14:13:00.000-04:30

Cada mañana un cigarro y un café

si prendo el televisor no hay nada nuevo,

tantos hirieron y tantos murieron

me entero que me falta poco para morir

Si salgo a la calle no hay nada nuevo,

los portugueses pelean y los ladrones con su regueton perrean,

me entero que no hay lugar para mi en su mundo

Cada mañana un cigarro y un café

no quiero saber lo que va a suceder

sólo disfrutar de la nicotina y la cafeína!

pensando...

2010-04-23T12:44:00.001-04:30

thinking..
Originally uploaded by Mausitax

Meditando sobre tantas cosas que debo hacer en tan poco tiempo...

Siempre hay lugar para un buen cigarro cuando es necesario! ;)

DJ Ashba!

2010-04-15T19:38:00.001-04:30

GnR live @ Panama
Originally uploaded by marquezivan0924

Dios, es el mejor guitarrista y el más sexy de mi mundo!...

Me fascina! es tan sexoso y RAWR! XD

Bloggeros necesito su ayuda!

2010-04-14T20:36:00.001-04:30

Cambie el tema de mi tesis y es sobre los Blogs Venezolanos que usan el Spanglish en ellos! Ayudita plis!

Ladrón de cuello blanco!

2010-04-11T11:16:00.001-04:30

MATT BOMER for WHITE COLLAR
Originally uploaded by Mausitax

Hice esto en visperas de que a todas las mujeres de mi casa nos gusta y suspiramos por Matt Bomer todos los martes o jueves (ya se me olvido XD) que pasan White Collar por FOX! ^^

Si o no que es bello?

BTW, LO HICE YO! ^^ ESPERO TE GUSTE! ;)

Cuando mueres en tus sueños!...

2010-04-10T19:31:00.001-04:30

when you die in your dream
Originally uploaded by holly.skye

Ultimamente sueño que estoy a punto de morir en ellos!... y así me siento cuando despierto!

Perez Hilton... 50% Maldad 50% Grasa

2010-04-03T15:28:00.000-04:30

Ok, muchos me diran una perra y que Perez y yo somos casi que hermanos!.. Hello!
Yo emito mis opiniones y ya, el es una perra que no consigue sexo y como eso lo frustra habla paja de los demas, inventa webonadas raras y de paso, es grasoso y con malos cortes (y colores) de cabello!

O sea, engaño a un pobre webon diciendole que si le mandaba un video de el masturbandose le daria tips para ser un bloggero famoso como el! ¬¬

Ademas, el solo se hizo famoso por hablar paja y robar el nombre de Paris Hilton!... si es por eso, empezare a llamar a este blog Perris Hilton o Kinkyrly Stewart!... por Deox!

Semana Santa = Pesadilla?

2010-04-02T20:46:00.000-04:30

No, no no, no, no!

Oficialmente DETESTO LOS DIAS FERIADOS!

Sobre todo porque el mmwbo de Esteban dijo que toda la semana santa era feriado pa' ahorrar energía!

No saben lo HORRIBLE que es estar encerrada con TODA mi familia por 10 dias!... NOOOO!

Me respiran en el cuello, estan pendiente de todo lo que hago, me siento como si fuese una victima de intento de suicidio y todo el mundo esta pendiente de mi 24/7!

No, y de paso, por fin, un momento de paz y tranquilidad, porque no he podido dormir en toda la semana y cusando estoy abrazando a Morfeo... -- NEXT! UNA FUCKING PROCESION!!! ¬¬ SERIOUSLY??

BASTA!

Ya quiero que esta verga termine! no me la calo! Amo mucho a mi familia, CREANME QUE SI!... pero tambien aprecio que JODE mi privacidad y mi tiempo a solas!

Extraño la libertad de ser niña!

2010-03-23T21:43:00.000-04:30

No tenia preocupaciones ni problemas, era feliz hasta mas no poder... mmm debe ser por eso que no tuve Padrinos Mágicos... SI, CREANME QUE ME ACORDARÍA! XD

Toda la nostalgia al ver la foto de esta nena!...

Por qué las raquiticas gobiernan el mundo publicitario?

2010-03-23T21:37:00.000-04:30

Ando viendo TV y de 5 publicidades que pasaron, 10 eran puras mujeres todas explotadas y raquiticas!

Esta bien, lo entiendo, el sexo atrae que jode, pero coñodetumadre!... lo hacen porque creen que solo los hombres ven TV!

Hacen que los hombres se babeen y que las mujeres se pongan complejos con su cuerpo, de ahí comienzan a ser bulimicas ya norexicas, y las vomitaderas permanentes en el baño!

No estaría nada mal que por un momento una publicidad sea de mujeres NORMALES! rellenitas, con celulitis, estrías! por que es MENTIRA mi amor que todas esas mujeres en la TV no estan ~~OPERADISIMAS!~~

Me parece muy mal que sometan su cuerpo a un bisturí! como se ve que no se quieren tal y como son y necesitan estirarse la piel, rayarsela con laser o abultarsela con plastico duro y frio!

Yo si amo mi cuerpo, asi no este de wenota como al operada ~~Megan Fox~~, le doy Gracias a Dios de que tengo todos mis organos en orden y no ando por ahi acomplejada, matandome por entrar en un vestido!

Un mundo P!nk!

2010-03-22T21:32:00.000-04:30

ES SIMPLMENTE HERMOSA, MAGNIFICA Y PERFECTA!

Es mejor caer en el crack que meterse conmigo!

2010-03-18T18:35:00.000-04:30

Eso me lo dijo el tio de una de mis mejores amigas al oirme hablar de mi ex!...

Y ... es que es verdad!

Como amiga soy la mejor, la mas fiel, la mas comica y la que mas quiere!
Como enemiga... jaja... mejor ni te digo... si tienes novio te lo quito y luego lo boto, si tienes amigos los pongo contra tuya, si tienes un blog te lo hackeo, borro y bloqueo!... si tienes un cel caro te lo mando a robar...

Por eso no me molesta tanto que se metan conmigo o me intenten joder... pero que lo hagan con mis amigos o mis cercanos y bueno... es mejor clavarse un puñal infectado en el estomago y caer en el crack que en mis garras!

Soy una persona muy posesiva, si tomas algo mio sin permiso lo vas a lamentar!

Conmigo no te puedes meter si no te atienes a las consecuencias!

Así que ya sabes que estas advertid@! como amiga, como pana, como aliada, mira, soy la mejor del mundo!... como enemiga... CUIDATE! ;)

soy un imán de conflictos!... y ORGULLOSA DE SERLO!!

2010-03-15T16:03:00.001-04:30

Ahora que según mi mamá me di cuenta, soy un imán de amigas conflictivas!

Siempre son las mejores en realidad, mejores amigas que mis amigas conflictivas no encontraran! ha de ser por las situaciones en su casa!

Siempre es lo mismo... papas de la edad de piedra, cromagnones... bueno, creo que los cromagnones serian mejores padres que ellos!

Y siempre esta la violencia física, verbal y psicológica, LO CUAL ~~ODIO~~!eso no es de seres humanos maltratar a tus iguales!...

Pero bueno, yo soy una SUPER EXCELENTE AMIGA! y siempre las apoyare en todas sus decisiones y ayudare en lo que este a mi alcance!

Basta con la violencia y el maltrato nojoda!

Y hasta el fin del mundo...

2010-03-14T15:34:00.002-04:30

La gente va a seguir hablando de los mmwbos de Mierdallica! ya me tienen obstinada!

Si han sido así todo el puto fin de semana así será hasta el fin de los tiempos o el 2012! lo que pase primero!

Toda la webonada que oigo o leo en facebook, twitter, myspace y demás es "OMG, vi a los cuatro jinetes del Apocalipsis!"... ¬¬ NOJ! BAJSTA!!!

ME TIENEN AL BORDE! OK, ACABO DE PONER EN MI FAVORITO DE LA SEMANA NO TENER MADRE, PERO BASTA! es la única canción decente de esos webones! y la mejor versión de todas es la que hizo Apocalyptica porque es instrumental y no se oye la voz del redneck camionero white trash de James Hetfield!

Así que ya dejen la ladilla! que ni yo que soy super intensa me puse así con Korn!... y si no les gusta ps dejen de leer cabezas de webo! JUM! he dicho!

╭∩╮(︶︿︶)╭∩╮

Aaaaah que bien se siente dejar salir toda esa ira acumulada! XD

Sexo por WebCam!...

2010-03-06T16:27:00.000-04:30

No sé por que, pero nunca logro comprender esa vaina de sexo por webcam, me parece estúpido!

Siempre veo a un verguero de carajitas por internet porque los imbeciles con los que tienen sexo por webcam les toman screenshots a las idiotas esas y me parece tan incorrecto!

Pero bueno, no sé, nunca lo he hecho! Quizas eso excita y llena a esas muejres y hombres que lo hacen! Yo sigo sin verle sentido!... es como ver una porno, aja, te excitas, le ves el webo, le ves la totis... y??? acabas y de paso SOLO como un webon!

Pa' eso anda a cogertel@ y ya!... no crees? ahí al menos acabarás ACOMPAÑAO'!

Bueno, esa es sólo mi opinión!... eso sí! te prometo nunca me verás así!

La Poetiza Frustrada

2010-03-02T15:05:00.001-04:30

Mi último proyecto creativo es un blog donde escribo mis poemas, espero que lo lean si es que pueden!... flojos! XD

Pero en serio para los que les interesa la poesia y quieren ver y burlarse de la mia! XD leanlo La Poetiza Frustrada

Y matarán a la ballena!

2010-02-24T21:54:00.000-04:30

Hoy Telly una ballena de Sea World mató a la entrenadora mas vieja del mismo parque! Al parecer a las ballenas tambien les viene la regla y agarran arrecheras!

Y vaya que la condenada tiene prontuario!
Ya ha matado a 3 entrenadores y herido a 1 desde 1991 hasta el ddía de hoy! por eso es seguro que los imbeciles en vez de liberarla, la mataran para luego hacer fiesta con su carnita! :-/

La vaina fue full creepy ps, la caraja andaba explicando el acto del dia de hoy mientras alimentaba a la orca de espaldas a ella, la orca se retiro de donde estaba y se fue al otro extremo del tanque agarrando impulso y luego se alzo en el aire y agarro por la cintura a la entrennadora y la batuqueó con demasiada violencia, al punto en que casi que la parte en dos, murio desangrada para cuando llegaron los paramedicos!

En eso yo opino, que PA' QUE COÑO retienes a un animal en cautiverio? y en especial a uno cual instinto natural es cazar y asesinar???

Bueno, solo espero que la liberen o estudien sus rabietas y no la maten! por mas que sea, es un animal, y le han de haber tratado muy mal para que reaccionara asi!...

Te AMO, ERES PERFECTA!

2010-02-22T22:48:00.002-04:30

Tu Cuerpo me Hipnotiza!

2010-02-22T22:38:00.000-04:30

No puedo verlo en acción porque me sudan las manos, se me viran los ojos y el corazon me late lento y rapido al mismo tiempo!

God gave me the sunshine,
Then showed me my lifeline
I was told it was all mine,
Then I got laid on a ley line
What a day, what a day,
And your Jesus really died for me
Then Jesus really tried for me

UK and entropy,
I feel like its fuckin (beeped out) me
Wanna feed off the energy,
Love living like a deity
What a day, one day,
And your Jesus really died for me
www.musicloversgroup.com
I guess Jesus really tried for me

Bodies in the Bodhi tree,
Bodies making chemistry
Bodies on my family,
Bodies in the way of me
Bodies in the cemetery,
And thats the way its gonna be

All weve ever wanted
Is to look good naked
Hope that someone can take it
God save me rejection
From my reflection,
I want perfection

Praying for the rapture,
Cause its stranger getting stranger
And everythings contagious
Its the modern middle ages
All day every day
And if Jesus really died for me
Then Jesus really tried for me

Bodies in the Bodhi tree,
Bodies making chemistry
Bodies on my family,
Bodies in the way of me
Bodies in the cemetery,
And thats the way its gonna be

All weve ever wanted
Is to look good naked
Hope that someone can take it
God save me rejection
From my reflection,
I want perfection

Bodies in the Bodhi tree,
Bodies making chemistry
Bodies on my family,
Bodies in the way of me
Bodies in the cemetery,
Bodies in the bodhi tree,
Bodies making chemistry
Bodies on my family,
Bodies in the way of me
Bodies in the cemetery,
And thats the way its gonna be

All weve ever wanted
Is to look good naked
Hope that someone can take it
So God save me rejection
From my reflection,
I want perfection

Jesus didnt die for you, what do you want?
(I want perfection)
Jesus didnt die for you, what are you on?
Oh Lord
(Jesus really died for you) Ohh
(Jesus really died for you)
(Jesus really died for you) Ohh

Odio la ballenita de Tuiter!

2010-02-21T22:42:00.000-04:30

Si hay algo en este mundo que desprecio aparte de las personas prejuiciosas y las colas en la Fco. de Miranda es la hijueputa ballena que aparece cuando tuiter se cae!

Verga no hay nada que me moleste mas que este enterandome de chismes interesantes, teniendo una conversa hot, o revisando las fotos que postean desde sus cuentas en Twitpic o Tweetphoto porque se cae esa mierda y aparece la ballena esa del coño!

Me hacen gritar: FUUUUCK!, hasta que 321361418410582854850215001 intentos despues de aparecer la imbecil ballena esa, vuelvo a ver mi perfil y darme cuenta que me perdi los chismes y la perosna con la que tenia mi conversa hot se fue porque penso que me ladille y me sali de twitter! GRRRR

por eso y más ODIO LA BALLENITA DE TUITER! JUM!

formspring.me

2010-02-21T17:26:00.001-04:30

como te imaginas dentro de 10 años!

con 30! XD no se, exitosa, a la cabeza de algo que todo el mundo comente y me de full plata y beneficie a los demas!

Fájese preguntando webonadas! XD

formspring.me

2010-02-21T17:13:00.001-04:30

Cual es tú guilty pleasure más extraño?

mmmmmm dejame pensar!... ya se, ver lo que el viento se llevo, toda enamorada de Clark Gable mientras como un tazon de Helado de coco con cotufas! XD soy extraña lo se! XD

Y si... Clark Gable lo considero uno de mis guilty pleasures mas extraño! XD

Fájese preguntando webonadas! XD

formspring.me

2010-02-21T15:38:00.001-04:30

Te llega a tus manos el único video de michael jackson que prueba que efectivamente le gustaba jugar peter pan desnudo con niños, lo sacarías a las luz pública o lo ocultarias?

lo ocultaria!, se que estaria encubriendo la verdad, pero pienso en tanta gente que cambio o se sintio influenciada por su musica y me da vaina, ademas, mi hna es su fan nro 1, no podria destrozarle asi los sueños a ella!, A ELLA NO! por eso, lo ocultatia!

Fájese preguntando webonadas! XD

Un nuevo banner!

2010-02-20T21:48:00.000-04:30

Que tal? de las muñeconas de t.A.T.u